Walking? That's for pigeons. This seagull discovered a whole new gear — sprinting through dimensions at 400 mph, leaving trails of neon feathers and shattered physics. No one knows why. No one can stop it.
Evidence of velocity beyond comprehension
A phenomenon that science refuses to acknowledge
One day, somewhere between a beach parking lot and the fifth dimension, a seagull rejected the concept of "normal bird behavior" entirely. Forget flying. This bird decided to RUN — and not just run, but sprint at speeds that would make jets jealous.
Some say it found something. Others say it invented something. We say: WATCH IT GO. ⚡
RMS isn't about up or down. RMS is a state of existence where the universe glitches and a seagull becomes pure velocity. The laws of nature took one look at this bird and went on vacation.
Chaos levels unlocked
Set up your wallet and prepare for the fastest bird you'll ever encounter. Make sure you're strapped in.
Open your trading platform, connect your wallet, and prepare for liftoff. The seagull waits for no one.
Search for the contract, verify the bird, and complete your transaction. You're now riding with the fastest.
Hold on tight. Don't question why it's vibrating like that. Just accept the velocity.
Questions we can barely answer
Because one morning it woke up, looked at the sky, and decided "nah." Flying was too slow. Walking was too boring. So it started running. At 400 mph. Through dimensions. That's the only explanation that makes sense, which is to say, none of this makes sense.
Define "okay." Physically? It seems fine—no injuries, just pure kinetic energy. Mentally? We have no idea. It appears to be enjoying itself, which is concerning.
Unclear. Current trajectory suggests it might be accelerating. Some physicists have given up. Others are fascinated. We're just here for the ride.
The internet loves three things: chaos, birds, and unexplained phenomena. This seagull delivered all three at 400 mph. One shaky video was all it took to break the internet.
No one knows. Everyone claimed they saw it first. The mystery only adds to the legend. Some say the seagull filmed itself.
A gathering for those who appreciate a seagull that rejected all conventional wisdom and decided to sprint through reality at incomprehensible speeds. Join us in celebrating this beautiful chaos.